Teman: “Temanku dapat buket mawar putih dari pacarnya waktu anniversary.”

Pacar teman: “Mmm… aku punyanya ikan maskoki. Mau?”
Teman: %&$#%$@#…

Bukannya ikan maskoki lebih kiyut dari mawar putih, ya?

hanny

32 Responses

  1. ahahahahahaha… itu kan kamu Han, unique! 😆

    btw, ikan mas koki lebih gampang ngerawatnya ketimbang dikasih mawar putih yang cuma tahan 3 hari, kecuali mawar putihnya dikasih seakar-akarnya dan ditanam di pot :mrgreen:

      1. sbentar..
        *liat akuarium
        *mikir cara kirim ikan mas koki dari Sby ke Jkt –”

        sementara ini, sayah kasi foto2 Kaka, Koko, ama Kiki dulu aja ya mbak
        kalo ktemu cara aman bawa ikan mas kokinya selamat ampe Jkt, baru deh dikasih :green:

  2. ikan mas koki juga unik kok ..

    kalo temenku beriin perhiasan buat tiap anniversary, misal tahun pertama cincin, tahun kedua kalung, tahun ketiga liontinnya, dan seterusnya jadi nanti tinggal dijadiin emas kawin aja :p

  3. iyah padahal bagusan mas koki…setidaknya masa hidupnya lebih lama 😀

    lucu, kan, kalo diliatin bisa ngilangin stress 😀 tapi mungkin maskokinya yang stress karena gue liatin 😀

  4. kalo gue apa aja sepanjang tidak bernyawa…gue termasuk punya track record buruk me-maintain makhluk bernyawa, termasuk pacar…wkwkwkwkw……*hm…tapi kalo puppy samoyed mauuuuu*

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